Everyone I know is either getting a boyfriend or getting married. I’m so hot, I can literarily cause global warming; so, they keep running. I stopped looking for Mr. Right altogether at some point last year. Some well-meaning friends told me that love would find me once I stopped looking. They lied. Suckers!
Many say nothing is impossible, so, I do nothing every day to show it’s very possible. Yes, I am weird, weird is great; normal is expected. I am just cool like that.
I have a very rare problem which is ‘Wisdom wan finish me!’ I’m just very wise that some of my hair is turning darker than usual (although, I’m still a very young girl o). I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word I’m saying. I am the only one who gets my jokes.
Have you ever seen a polar bear crossing the streets? Yeah right, me eating pizza resembles it.
Don’t overthink my personality; I am different. That’s my difference.
I’m all about the superhero life. I have always wanted to be a superhero since I was a child. I sometimes wear a cape, until I recently found out that moms are superheroes who do not wear capes (I am looking forward to becoming one of those) . As a little child, I always wondered why objects and some animals could fly while humans couldn’t. I asked my mum, and she said ‘humans were not aerodynamically designed to fly’. LOL! I guess she just wanted to confuse me with some big words. So, I decided as a child to prove her and other adults wrong; all those who thought humans couldn’t fly, I was out to prove them wrong. I started jumping off tables, walls, ladders, and stairs, just to prove my point. Sometimes I would hurt myself, but the feeling of staying in the air for a nanosecond or more was quite satisfying and trust me, it was totally worth all the sprains, dislocation and broken bones.
Now I am older, I don’t need to jump off a table, a wall or anything high. I just jump off my feet and that’s it! High or low; for what it’s worth, I am flying. What are you doing to fly? You see that smile on my face while I was jumping? That’s my victory smile! (That’s what I have always plastered on my face and that’s how I smile when I have written a fantastic story) To all adults that thought humans can’t or won’t fly, here you go… I totally proved you guys wrong!
Now you know me!
